abman

THE “AB MAN”

Who needs to spends hours slaving away in the gym? Confidently wear your speedo and sport at a 6-pack to be proud of.



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SEXY THONG

This design is a real conversation starter. Plus their the most confortable thong you’ll ever wear! No wedgie, we promise.



camo

“CAMO”

Go stealth. Sneak up on fish and friends alike with these awesome looking floaters.



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“BLUE”

Make a statement in and out of the water with our ever popular Blue Floaty Pants.



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AMERICAN FLAG

Proudly display your pledge of allegience in these stylish floaters. The Stars and Stripes have never looked so good.


mauiman

MAUI MAN

These’ll make you want to grab your surf board and ukulele and spend the day at the beach!



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“RED”

Never get lost in a crowd. Stand out. Make a statement in these Red Floaty Pants.



Your new favorite way to float in the water!

When I came across this item, I bought two immediately.  The upside-down-life jacket was adequate, but it wasn’t perfect.  I also didn’t like having to stuff four Noodles under my butt, or back of my knees, or around my waist and under my arms just to barely float, because then I have to manage the Noodles, and my hands are not free to hold my beer, or beers, or take selfies.  PROBLEMS SOLVED!  READ MORE…


The floatiest of floaty stuff in the history of floaty stuff.

Floaty Pants are stuffed with super-floaty and moisture resistant EPE foam to let you float higher in the water. Hold your beverage higher than the rest!

Strong, water resistant nylon for plenty of floaty good times!

300 DiPu nylon fabric resists water so you’re not leaking for days after you get out! Plus, it’s soft to the touch and holds strong.



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Directions: step in, buckle up, relax.

Yep, it’s that easy. Ensure your floating comfort by tightening the four nylon straps and buckling up to keep your booty from coming loose! When you’re done, unbuckling is easy and you’ll be in a state of zen.


Comfortable where it counts.

The crotch area is made of soft, stretchy neoprene which results in extra comfort for your delicate area. There is even extra space for males!



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5 Reasons Summer’s

More Fun with Floaty Pants!

  • While everyone is struggling to keep their head above water you’re sitting up high, comfortable, relaxed without a care in the world.
  • Floaty Pants are the Original. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations and knock offs. Stick with a product that’s a proven customer favorite.
  • Everything about Floaty Pants is top notch from the thoughtful, tested design; to the best materials, and premium workmanship.
  • Tons of fun designs to choose from. Seriously, you’re going to be the envy of all your friends when they see how amazing your Floaty Pants are.
  • They’re backed by an iron clad 100% Money Back guarantee.